- So, on a scale of one to Jimmy Edmonds, how disinterested is Eddie in Tamra now? We never seen them act even remotely loving towards each other. Don’t get me wrong, they aren’t hostile in the slightest, but I think apathy can be so much worse than anger. My theory is that Eddie has poured his whole life into Cut Fitness and while it’s not doing all that great, it would be even worse off without the name recognition it gets from Tamra and the show, so he can’t leave her. Inappropriate bubble baths seem like such a distant memory…
- Kelly’s marriage fucking fascinates me. I’m obsessed with it. I want to sit in a room with Kelly, a case of Whispering Angel, and a barrel of popcorn and just hear all about it. It seems like a hostage situation; wherein I’m not totally sure who the hostage is. Also- Kelly doesn’t understand what windbreakers do which reminds me of that time I asked Manfriend what a “fuel pump” does and he stared at me wordlessly for a full 10 seconds before walking away.
- Shannon’s house sold for just over 9mil. YIKES. Didn’t they originally list it at 16m? 13 days seems like not that long for those of us normals, but I work for a very rich man, so I know better. I organize his entire life, and I know for a fact that if you have enough money the laws of time and space no longer apply to you and can be manipulated in a way to get whatever you want accomplished. What IS a frustrating ordeal is going through all your furniture and knick knacks in order to decide what can be left behind. You can’t hire a person to prioritize your memories.
- You guys? It’s a lifelong dream of mine to buy a souped up RV (or, honestly, even shitty winnebego would suffice) and hit the road with Manfriend, Buggy, and Toby-the-Wonder-Dog. The cats can stay behind because I don’t want a shit-box in my car-home. I thought the RV that Heather rented was awesome, but Miss Fancy Pants was, of course, wildly disappointed. There was no button for champs anywhere!
- I like Nicky. He seems like a really good kid. Say what you will about Heather, but her kids seem great. Sure, Coco is some alleged hellion, but I think that was just Terry Dubrow’s attempt at creating the buzz Milania Guidice receives and let’s be real- Coco is no Milania. Do you guys think Nicky and Jolie got a crush on each other? Heather would totally flip her shit. I remember when I was Jolie’s age, any time I was around a boy I got a crush on him. Didn’t matter who.
- Why is it that I always relate to the worst people on these shows? On this week’s RHONJ, my alcoholic, moody, lack of coping skills made me concerned that I’m a Juicy. And now, I’m concerned I’m a Kelly because there is not a moving vehicle invented that hasn’t gotten me motion sick. Oh, and when I’m drunk, I’ve been known to call total strangers a cunt. But usually in a friendly, UK sort of way. Seriously though, if I’m not driving, I will probably puke. Sometimes even if I am driving. I’m a mess.
- Oh Meghan. Oh, sweet stupid Meghan. I wish you the best of luck as a single mother. Maybe you’ll get along with Jim’s 4th wife as well as you got along with his 1st.
- Yeah so…Nicky is every single one of our bravo-free boyfriends when he asks about Vicki, “Is she drunk?” and we answer “no” and then he/they says/say “is she always like that?” YES. Yes, Nicky. Yes. Vicki is always like that. Eddie teaching Nicky how to ride the ATV was sweet. Why doesn’t Eddie want kids, again? And is it that he doesn’t want kids or that he doesn’t want kids with Tamra…
- That crash was legit scary and my stomach dropped out from under me when I saw Kelly’s helmet fly off. I don’t know how she didn’t get more injured. At first I sort of laughed at Heather for running around dolling out medical advice since her only real qualification is “Doctor’s Wife”, but ultimately? She was great. She was calm and rational and she did and said all the right things. I’d want Heather on my crisis management team. Tamra’s mother, on the other hand, decided not to go to the hospital with her daughter, which seems incredibly bizarre. It also made her tears in the RV with Kelly seem….disingenuous? I know I’d always rather drink champagne in a camper with a crazy lady than go to the hospital, but I think when it’s your daughter who’s been carted away in an ambulance, you don’t stick around camp crying with Kelly.
Because anything less than that would have been uncouth….
- “I don’t want to visit Vicki in the hospital because I’m not her friend.” I find this to be a totally valid excuse. Yeah, MKE went to Vicki’s party, but that was just the very beginning of an immensely long road those two will have to go down before ever being at the “hospital visit” level. I think it’s ridiculous of Tamra, Heather, and Kelly to judge MKE and Shannon for not going just because they are closer in proximity. Meghan is not her friend. Shannon even less so. But congratulations to Vicki for finally becoming what she’s always dreamed of- a true Vicktim.
10thoughts written by Liz
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Icky Vicky has touted her accident as ‘near death’. She is no more a near death ‘vicktim’ than I am sitting on my couch. Remember Icky leaving Brianna alone with two little kids when Bri was clearly very ill and weak upon returning to the OC.
Icky makes others vicktims and I don’t see Icky as a vicktim unless she is hemorrhaging real blood or comatose for at least a week. They didn’t even ‘admit’ her to a hospital room for pete’s sake. She was there 9 hrs….so she didn’t have a ‘severe’ concussion either. They would have kept her overnight for observation if that were true. If Icky felt so bad she should have had real ‘fam’ come and get her to take her ‘home’ to ‘recover’.
Does anyone even believe Bravo production would abandon Icky? I certainly don’t. Icky likes to over dramatize things that happen to HER and nevermind anyone else. Unless of course Icky can make others look or feel inferior, mean and nasty.
Several of the housewives franchise women , along with Landon Clements (southern charmless), driven me to turn my back on Andy C, and Bravo tv. I don’t need the lies, bullshit, snark and idiotic drama leeching into my home through the tv. These people wouldn’t know a true life ‘problem’ if it smacked them in the face.
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She was taking selfies in the helicopter. She is disgusting. Also she is now friends with all of the ex housewives she was so awful to in the past. She is a loser always has been. Why is she still on the show? She thinks the trash on the show needs to go. It needs to start with her ass.
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I need to get a WordPress account so I can like your comments Missy.
I’m not taking anything away from the roll-over, I know it could have been very serious. With that being said, I’m going to have to go with Meghan on this one. “She’s very dramatic.” Of course, Vicki the perpetual victim is the one who was hurt. Tamra said that it’s SOP for a Life Flight to take anyone out who has been in an accident, because the local Hospital doesn’t deal with any trauma cases…at all. Of course, on Vicki’s IG there is a pic of her on the heli in transit. I’d bet my pinky toe that she didn’t vomit on Kelly’s lap either, seeing how Kelly had the same clothes on hours later.
Meghan and Jim Edmonds owe Vicki squat. She has 2 able bodied adult children who should have been the one’s to go to the Hospital to be with her. I have a hard time believing production made her take a car service home by herself with nothing on but what the ER gave her to wear – while she claimed to have a severe concussion.
Take note Vicki, this is what happens to screeching howler monkeys who lie about Cancer, and treat other people like shit.
I wonder how many episodes we’re going to have to endure hearing how horrible and selfish Meghan and Shannon are for not going to be with Vicki.
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How weird is Vicky’s son?
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I believe Tamras mom couldn’t go because only 1 person could go with her in the helicopter and it was Eddie. As for Vicki….it speaks volumes when your own kids don’t care to come get you. She might want to reflect and imaging how her future looks when she is old and incapacitated:/ Shannon’s the equivalent of having 5 different STDs as to how much she irritates me! And Meghan is just too boring and immature! And yet I still watch week after week! Lol
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